Tuesday, 17 June 2014

Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About the Church



Every religion has its fanatics. Every religion has its martyrs. Every religion has its quirks, its bright points, its growing pains and skeletons in the closet. Christianity is no different. Below I have listed some of the Church’s forgotten moments and factoids. Hope you find it as interesting as I did.
  1. Coffee was condemned by the Church as an invention of Satan until 1600, when Pope Clement VIII sanctioned its consumption, declaring that it was “so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it. We shall cheat Satan by baptizing it.”
  2. Early Christians were considered incestuous because they called everybody “brother” and “sister.” Even their spouses.
  3. Pope Alexander VI had four children whom he publicly acknowledged.
  4. In the '90s, many churches condemned Rock and Roll (even Christian Rock and Roll) as satanic. According to christwire.org, each instrument has a corrupting effect upon our youth. The bass, for instance, lulls the listeners into a "false sense of security and easily influenced zombie state," while the guitar "turns child agains parent, friend against ally, and man against God." Biblebelieves.com asks "Are Christians losing the ability to discern the difference between good and evil?" Apparently, yes.
  5. Early Christians were believed to have dark initiation ceremonies, such as slaying an infant, covering it in oats to disguise it as a loaf of bread, and then devouring it. Misconceptions like these were common.
  6. Peter was crucified upside down.
  7. During the Spanish Inquisition (1478-1834) the Catholic monarchs became paranoid about people secretly practicing Judaism. They encouraged neighbors to spy on each other, watching to see if they engaged in Jewish activities such as abstaining from pork, wearing clean linen on Friday, or lighting candles unusually early.
  8. The ichthys (fish) symbol is an acrostic made by the early Christians from the Greek “Iesous Christos Theou Yious Soter,” which is translated as “Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior.”
  9. Galileo, a prominent astronomer, was placed under house arrest by the Church because he believed in a heliocentric universe. At the time, the Church only tolerated geocentric beliefs.
  10. In 3rd century Gaul, Saint Denis was beheaded by the local pagans for making too many converts. However, according to legend, Denis just picked up his head and continued preaching. He walked on for six miles before finally dropping dead.
So what do you think? Did you know about some of these? If so, which ones?

9 comments:

  1. Do you know why Peter was crucified upside down?

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    1. Mmhmm. :) He didn't think he was worthy to be killed the same way as Jesus, so he told the soldiers to do it upside down. I think that way sounds a lot more painful...

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  2. These were awesome. Especially the first one. I read it to my friend/roommate and we both kind of cracked up. xD

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  3. These were awesome. Especially the first one. I read it to my friend/roommate and we both kind of cracked up. xD

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  4. I loved the first one, and I've heard two of the others: 6 and 9.

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    1. :) Lol, I was pretty surprised when I discovered the first one. But I started running out of ideas when I wrote 6 and 9. XP Thanks for reading!

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  5. The first one is hilarious! :) The only one I had heard before was the sixth one. These are really interesting; that fifth one...How could misconceptions like that happen? :O

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    1. :) I'm glad you liked them! As for No 5, I suppose it might have something to do with Christians claiming to eat the body and blood of Christ… Sounds and awful lot like cannibalism. *shrug* The story just gets crazier every time somebody tells it, until finally you've got this.
      Hmm. I might just have to do a blogpost on this topic. XP

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